No bad day for the pro-Trump internet would be complete without a nightcap like this one, so kick back and enjoy the tears from the cult. You earned it after all these years of bullshit:
“Watch for it, here’s Bidens excuse to get out of debating Trump. ‘I’m not going to debate a convicted Felon'” – Top comment on the Right Scoop’s article, plagiarized from Fox’s Harris Faulkner.
“NY Appellate court is likely just as corrupt as Merchan is” – Top comment on the Gateway Pundit’s article about Jonathan Turley’s bit on Fox News after the verdict. Replace the word “corrupt” with “unlikely to humor Trump’s bullshit and will uphold the verdict” then well this is somewhat refreshingly sober and realistic in comparison to what Turley himself was saying on TV.
“That headline shows that the financial center of the country consists of the same idiots who voted out a 34 felony count guilty verdict” – Top comment on Red State’s article titled “Shares in Trump Media, Owner of Truth Social, Drop Following Announcement of Verdict.” Ughhhhh man… Not even sure where to start with this one. Does “Ed in North Texas” get that it’s the shareholders and not the stock exchange moving the price and… You know what? Forget it. We’ve gotta move on here.
“Democratic Party just committed suicide. They will be no more. God’s verdict is INNOCENT. Buckle up because when God comes to take them out it will be awesomely scarey. There is nowhere for them to hide” – Top comment on WeLoveTrumpReport’s article. Hear that Libs? GOD is mad at you!
“Knowing it was coming doesn’t erase the shock. A rubicon crossed. The days of strongly worded letters must never return” – Top comment on a PJ Media editorial titled “Our Country Will Never Be the Same After the Shameful Trump Verdict.” Lol at the headline and especially at the comment, written as if strongly worded shitposting is somehow going to do the job instead.
This is 100% right. https://t.co/vAaUrKa1Ja
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) May 30, 2024
“This is BS. A grave miscarriage of justice. Indict Biden. There’s more evidence of his criminal culpability than any politician in US history” – Top comment on Breitbart’s article. Huh. Almost like this guy thinks two grave miscarriages of justice make a… um… healthy live birth of justice (?)
“This will backfire for the election, and this opens up the same for any Democrat that holds office, hope they are ready for the consequences” – Top comment on the Fox News article “Biden campaign HQ broke out in ‘cheers’ after Trump guilty verdict was announced,” written like Team Orange didn’t want Biden impeached over complete bullshit. The comment itself contains more of that bloodthirsty cry for vengeance thing that’s been kind of a running theme in a lot of these posts.
You just ended your campaign https://t.co/LJDuQ4oj0A
— Chris LaCivita (@LaCivitaC) May 30, 2024
“It doesn’t matter who you are for or against from a political perspective. This trial should terrify every one” – Top comment on The Blaze’s article. It was terrifying! He could’ve been acquitted.
“The Democrats have been playing the lawfare game since the ’90’s. They filed corruption prosecutions against several top Republicans, most of which succeeded in court, only to be overturned years later on appeal (‘Where do I go to get my reputation back?’). It was the FAILURE of Republicans to respond in kind that made lawfare a functional – and desirable – weapon in the hands of the Left” – Top comment on an Instapundit post on the verdict. Maybe stop voting for Republicans if they keep pussying out on you and letting the Dems run amok. You know, #WalkAway.
Guilty on all counts. The country is disgraced. Alvin Bragg should be disbarred. They will rue the day they unleashed this lawfare to corrupt a presidential election.
— Megyn Kelly (@megynkelly) May 30, 2024
“WHEN WILL TRUMP TELL AMERICA WHY THE DEMOCRATS PERSECUTE HIM: ITS ALL ABOUT THE BORDER. The Democrat Party has found a way to take over America and Trump is in the way. The Democrats are importing tens of millions into their political party from the open border and they want that to continue at all costs. Biden, the worst American since Benedict Arnold, has betrayed America and imported 10 million illegals in just three years. The Democrats give illegals food, shelter, healthcare, legal aid, even created sanctuary cities to protect them from deportation. If re-elected, Trump stops them by continuing the wall Biden stopped. If a Democrat wins the Presidency in 2024, the Democrat Party importation of voters continues. 15 million, a number greater than the population of 46 of the 50 states, becomes 30 million. When the illegals get a pathway to citizenship, the Democrats will flip every battleground state starting with Florida and Texas. The Republicans will not be able to elect a President for generations” – Top comment on the New York Post’s article about Ivanka tweeting “I love you Dad” after the verdict. Lol and WTF? Trump probably mentioned the border at least once every single fucking time he ranted to the cameras outside the courtroom.
“I personally dislike Trump. He skeeves me. But I’m voting for him now” – Top comment on Twitchy’s article. We bet the commenter’s also an African-American mom who voted for Dems all her life, lol.
— Christina Bobb (@christina_bobb) May 30, 2024
“A dark day for the American republic” – Top comment on Powerline Blog’s article. Not terribly interesting or entertaining but you could say that about the site itself too. It kind of sucks.
“I am about as interested in what Rachel Maddow, all of CNN, MSNBC and the rest of the democrat party owned and operated ‘media’ have to say as I would be in cow patties for breakfast, lunch and dinner. They are all absolutely despicable people with absolutely no sense of honor, decency, shame or integrity” – Top comment on TownHall’s article about the media reacting to the verdict. No notes.
How many Republican DAs or AG's have stones?
We aren’t a serious political movement until we are ready to fight fire with fire.
Indict the left, or lose America.
— Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) May 30, 2024
“BLACK VOTE LOADING ████████▒░░░░ 65%” – Top reply to a post on QAnon fan site GreatAwakening.win with the subject line of “A precedent was set today Anons! Moves and counter moves. This is a game of chess! If President Trump can be charged, prosecuted and convicted, then so too can the Bushes, Bidens, Clintons, and every Deep State swamp rat. They took the bait hook, line, and sinker. NOW THEY ALL LOSE!” over a GIF of the King Theoden of Rohan saying “So it begins” while standing on the wall at Helm’s Deep in The Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers.
“Loomer needs to be institutionalized. Trump is a coastal elitist RINO traitor beholden to Putin. This guilty verdict is but 1 of many more coming down the pipe. He’s a fraud” – Only comment on Loomered.com’s article about the verdict. Avatar and name look kind of familiar.
If you are a state AG/prosecutor with original criminal jurisdiction, you had better be drafting up charges, indictments, and warrants for every Democrat official involved in this insane, treasonous attack on our entire constitutional republic. https://t.co/pvpxBGt2TG
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) May 30, 2024
“Trump may be found guilty, but we’re not gonna give in! We keep on fighting until presidential election day!!!” – Top comment on RSBN’s article. Almost like he was going to vote Trump anyway.
“I’m drinking Dollar General Merlot tonight. (Too far out of my way to get to our spirits bouquet on the way home). Imma sip the whole thing. Tomorrow, we start again. But before I hit the second glass: Donation to NRSC ✔️ Donation to NRCC ✔️ Yuge donation directly to Trump ✔️” – Top comment on Hot Air’s article. Something tells us a guy downing a bottle of dollar store “merlot” may not exactly be honest about having the resources to make a “yuge”… You know what? Forget it.
Where TF were you, and why didn’t you defund this BS?
— 🇺🇸ProudArmyBrat (@leslibless) May 30, 2024
Like we said. Enjoy the moment. We’ll have plenty of time to mark this for posterity and contemplate what it means going forward for convicted felon former President Trump and our country.