WOW! Fox Newsreels just reported that Crooked Fake-President-lin D Roosevelt ordered Hundreds of Thousands of US troops to land on the beaches at Normandy in France, where German soldiers were occupying the area to maintain peace and order at the request of the highly respected General Philipe Petain. Countless US and German soldiers have already tragically and sadly been killed in combat and Many more are horribly wounded. These once-beautiful Beaches where children used to play have now been covered in blood and guts, it’s Incredible. How many have died and how many more will die due to Loservelt’s failed Foreign Policies that caused this horrible day in history?

Roosevelt’s invasion bloodbath has completely destroyed this beautiful beach.

This never would have happened if Herbert Hoover was still in Office. We had four years of no wars, world peace, and Americans could go to the store and buy whatever they wanted without this economy-destroying “rationing” system. All those sailors who were blown to bits when the Japanese attacked our big, beautiful war boats at Pearl Harbor are probably looking down and crying at what has happened since then, seeing Republicans in Congress not subpoenaing the DeLoservelt Administration for letting them die and just voting to declare this horrible war and this failed country that is fighting it. Hoover would have been so much tougher and stronger and would have negotiated a peace after the Attack so our troops could stay home with their wonderful families.

You have Hitler, who is a very smart, savvy person who declared War on America after Loservelt made him do it by Supplying all those ships and guns and bombs to Sloppy Winston Churchill. The US isn’t so innocent. We’ve done some horrible things so it’s not like what Hitler is doing to keep the Jews safe and working hard is – Look, it’s better to get along with Hitler. He’s tough, highly respected, and when you see what he did to France and Poland all those other countries. He’s doing a lot of great things there. Some not so good, but mostly very good. A lot of people like Vidkun Quisling in Norway – very nice country, nice people – are very happy with what Hitler has been doing. And when you look at those things you might think “Gee, do I want that here? That’s not very nice. I don’t want Germans coming here to take over.” And that’s what Lying Loservelt is potentially doing with what he’s done to France with this crazy thing, this invasion in Normandy.

Can you imagine what it would be like for American children to have to wake up one day and all of a sudden they have to go to school and learn some new language nobody even knows? You would have people rioting in the streets, incredible Violence like no one has ever seen before, even worse than what you have happening now in these tiny little islands in the Pacific with these crazy names that nobody can even say if they try to read them and in Italy and in France now too with this Destructive invasion crisis. And that’s what Franken DeLoservelt has been doing with the Japanese, the Italians, and the Germans who are a very strong country. He calls them Nazis, which is a terrible word. It’s another N-word that people don’t like to use because it’s so horrible. And it’s a horrible thing what he’s done, bombing all these other countries and places where people used to have these Beautiful Parades where you would see so many soldiers marching together, holding torches to celebrate their countries. It’s been a massive disaster and it threatens to become a global war.

Enough. In November patriots will have the opportunity and responsibility to cripple DeLoservelt and end this bloodbath and horrible rationing crisis by electing Thomas E Dewey, a highly respected conservative Governor of New York who is very strong on our borders, our military, our economy, and on Law and Order. We can have peace through strength and bring every single troop back home from this “D-DAY” disaster that failing Fraudlin DeLoservelt allowed to happen. Tommy Dewey will never stop fighting for America while Roostervelt is just fighting for France and Hawaii.

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