A registered Republican Oregon man pleaded guilty Monday to three counts of causing another person to ingest a controlled substance after an incident last August in which he drugged three 12 year-old girls who had been staying over with his daughter for a slumber party, Oregon Live reports.

Michael Meyden, 57, who probably voted for Trump, was “unusually” involved in the girls’ sleepover plans and continually checked in on them throughout the night before giving them “mango smoothies with white chunks in them” that later turned out to be benzodiazepine. The MAGA pedophile’s plans for sick enjoyment were foiled when one of the girls dumped the drink and pretended to be asleep. She then watched as Meyden crept up and touched another one’s nose as if checking if she was knocked out by the date rape drug. That girl then texted her mom, begging her to “please pick me up and say I had a family emergency. I don’t feel safe. I might not respond but please come get me 😭, Please. Please pick up. Please. PLEASE!!” at 1:43 AM that night.

Luckily the mom got the message and called the other parents to the house, finding Meyden insisting that the parents come back in the morning and telling her the girls were still asleep. They ignored him and grabbed the girls, taking the other two to the hospital. One “walked slowly and used the assistance of her mother for balance, her eyelids were heavy,” per the arrest warrant for Meyden, who “tearfully apologized” as he took a deal for just two years Monday. Meyden claimed in court he was simply trying to get the girls to sleep before a full itinerary the next day, something that MAYBE might have flown if the girl who stayed awake hadn’t witnessed Meyden attempting to drag her friend away twice. Now Meyden gets his own really long sleepover with lots of “friends.”