Categories
Uncategorized

Stay off the fucking roads if you’re in the Fort Lauderdale area

The National Weather Service on Monday issued a “FLASH FLOOD EMERGENCY” and not just a watch or a warning for the regions north of Miami amid a freaking torrential downpour, writing “Turn around, don’t drown when encountering flooded roads. Most flood deaths occur in vehicles. Stay away or be swept away. Canals and culverts can become unstable and unsafe. Please report observed flooding to local emergency services or law enforcement and request they pass this information to the National Weather Service when you can do so safely.”

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Alan Greenspan’s lifespan is over

1 hour ago

Fox News reports they got her now

2 hours ago

Keir Starmer officially announces resignation

4 hours ago

Heard and McDonald Island’s baby seals clubbed hard by bird flu

11 hours ago

President to sue treasonous criminals

14 hours ago

Mountain Dew marketing team still has their edge

17 hours ago

Baby duckling found dead in National Mall reflecting pool

18 hours ago

Iranians walk out of negotiations after Trump threats

20 hours ago

Fox News reads bellicose comment by deranged, elderly viewer

23 hours ago

Fat toddler all but admits he’s ordering “Reflecting Poll” arrests

2 days ago

Texas woman killed when self-driving Tesla plows into home

2 days ago

Regime arresting people for taking National Mall pool paint chips

2 days ago

Orange mental patient doubles down on Italy lie

2 days ago

Newsmax guy pretty butthurt over inconsequential Trump failure

3 days ago

Scientology seizes control of public street

3 days ago

Hegseth minion tells Congress $80 billion needed to cover Iran war

3 days ago

Orange Scumbag slurs his way through some event: Live video

4 days ago

Trump threatens Americans with a good time

4 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Jaydee subs in for Karoline on lying duty, again

4 days ago

Hunter Biden wins big at Supreme Court

4 days ago

Mad Fuhrer issues signature all-caps bunker rant

4 days ago

BREAKING: UFC terror attack plotter a Mexican DACA recipient!!!

4 days ago

Tropical Storm Arthur to dump up to 20 inches of rain on Texas

4 days ago

“Pastors for Trump” founder forsaken by his true God

5 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor snaps at reporters in France

5 days ago

Jon “Os(jerk!)off” pretty clever for Trump

5 days ago

“Incensed by the dissent”

5 days ago

You can kind of tell why they wanted to hang Mike Pence

5 days ago

Rick Jackson defeats Trump-endorsed scumbag in Georgia gov primary, Trump-endorsed scumbag Collins takes Senate primary

6 days ago

Trump needs Modi to help him climb single step

6 days ago

Regime to allow Iranians to start selling oil immediately

6 days ago

Jaydee x The View kind of sucked for Jaydee

6 days ago

McDonald’s celebrates America250 by reviving fried apple pies

6 days ago

Taxpayers covering at least $300 million of Trump ballroom costs

6 days ago

“Most of that is basically Iranian propaganda”

6 days ago

Muslim Republican leaves Texas GOP convention in tears

6 days ago

“Dumocrats” propagating Trump capitulation

7 days ago

Fanboy says it’s okay to give Iran money because they took a beating

7 days ago

Newsom says he’s under federal grand jury investigation

7 days ago

Strategic Petroleum Reserve at lowest level since 1983

7 days ago

WATCH LIVE: National embarrassment in Europe for a day or two

7 days ago

Top Israeli official gives a big fuck no to Trump “peace deal”

7 days ago

Regime to send pallets of cash to Iran: Jaydee

7 days ago

Orange God Emperor laments his impotence

7 days ago

Jaydee and Stephen pushed hard for Insurrection Act: NYT

7 days ago

MAGA Congresswoman claims “voter fraud” in next reconciliation

1 week ago

Norwegian Prince Joffrey sentenced to four years for rapes

1 week ago

Trump “hereby fully authorizes” Strait of Hormuz reopening

1 week ago

White House disputes weather forecast reporting as “bullshit”

1 week ago

Team Orange fear Swan/Haberman have tapes from situation room

1 week ago

x
x
x
x
x
x