Convicted felon former President Trump’s meeting on Capitol Hill is going great, per CNN’s Melanie Zanona, who writes that Donald called the Justice Department “dirty no good bastards” and bitched about Taylor Swift’s (potential) support for Biden. “Why would she endorse this dope,” Trump said to members in the room. “He doesn’t know how to get off a stage.” This was after they sang Happy Birthday to Trump and presented him with the game ball from their 31 to 11 win over the Dems at Nationals Park on Wednesday, so you can tell how much they cheered him up.
After being handed the ball Trump spoke to Majority Leader Steve Scalise, who was shot by a crazed Bernie Bro at a practice before the 2017 game: “Steve shows great courage. I saw him in the hospital. I can tell your wife really loves you Steve because some wives wouldn’t care,” Trump said, and we’ll hazard that Donald was actually talking about his own wife and not Scalise’s.