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Fox News ratings probably dipped in real-time during Goldman bit

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Pakistan claims India to attack within next 36 hours

50 minutes ago

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New York Republican chair blames AOC and Schumer for emboldening some lib to write “NAZIS” on state party HQ

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WATCH LIVE: Trump reads investment fan fiction tales

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Regime planning on sending people to dungeons in Libya, Rwanda

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Green Day stays punk rock with edgy Slurpee® brand flavor

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Mean Orange Man says kids have too many toys

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John Elway kills his agent in golf cart accident

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Happy 80th birthday in Hell to the patron saint of MAGA

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Small plane narrowly avoids hitting dog on Alaska runway

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WATCH LIVE: Failure forces sycophants to sit uncomfortably

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More than a tenth of Trump 2024 voters regret it: Navigator poll

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Judge spikes regime’s bid to stall Abrego Garcia discovery

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White House urges Americans to remember that Joe Biden was president for the first 20 days of the quarter when GDP shrank

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Biden’s stock market will turn around very soon, so be patient

9 hours ago

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US Economy shrank 0.3 percent in first quarter

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Nepalese lawmakers aim to reduce frozen corpse pile on Everest

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Should-be president to deliver big speech on Wednesday

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We mUsT B d0iN sUmTH1nG r1GhT iF tEh m$M h8S Us!

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“Retired drug dealer” t-shirt only as effective as wearer’s discretion

12 hours ago

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Chinese shipments to US continue steady decline

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WATCH LIVE: Shitbag takes failure lap in Michigan

1 day ago

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Amazon caves on tariff transparency after Trump tantrum

1 day ago

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Gay Republican Virginia Lt Gov nominee getting sandbagged

1 day ago

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Large plurality give Trump an “F” grade

1 day ago

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Pierre Poilievre loses election

1 day ago

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Still no answers in Iberian blackout clusterfuck as grid recovers

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Canadian Libs take national election

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Dem falsely portrays Hegseth as doing his own makeup

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Fat bastard melts down over “SAD!” polling numbers

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MAGA tech elitist group chat devolves into internecine shitposting

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Demented old freak airs the usual bullshit grievances

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Treasury Suckretary unsure whether Trump lying about China talks

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Coast Guard spouse with expired visa arrested in housing on base

3 days ago

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LOL: CBS News poll

3 days ago

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Demented old bastard claims everything could work out just fine

3 days ago

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Reich deports four year-old citizen with Stage 4 cancer

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Orange Fatass’s unpopularity deepens: ABC-Washington Post poll

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Katie Hobbs signs Arizona Stolen Valor Act into law

4 days ago

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Petey Pee Pants reprimanded, not fired, by Trump over Signal chats

4 days ago

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Real adult sits child down and explains the world to him

4 days ago

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Scientists discover “cap” blocking Yellowstone magma

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Regime abruptly backs down on student visa cancelations

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George Santos sentenced to 87 months in the joint

5 days ago

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Fox News reports things really are that bad in MAGAmerica

6 days ago

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Faced with rising costs, Trump falls back on trusty strategy

6 days ago

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Judge orders regime to retrieve second CECOT internee

7 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: Orange Pharaoh signs MAGA porn

1 week ago

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Hegseth orders makeup studio installed at Pentagon

1 week ago

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Ketamine Brain and Treasury Suckretary got into screaming match

1 week ago

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