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“President Biden offered a disturbing grin to the gathered media”

Convicted felon former President Trump’s team of scumbag lawyers this week bitched mightily at President Joe Biden, former lawyer Michael Cohen, and pornstar Stormy Daniels in a little-noticed filing citing more bullshit reasons why the gag order still in place after the Manhattan 2016 election interference trial should be lifted ahead of Donald’s sentencing next month, ABC News reports.

“On May 31, following carefully scripted remarks about the verdict at a press conference, President Biden offered a disturbing grin to the gathered media cameras when asked whether President Trump is his ‘political prisoner,'” the lawyers wrote in the filing, once again acting as if the gag order prohibits Trump from campaigning against his opponent. Crying about those whom the order actually prevents Donald from shitposting about, the filing also mentions how Stormy Daniels told the Daily Mail that Melania Trump should leave her unfaithful slob of a husband and less specifically bemoaned Michael Cohen’s constant podcasting and other media appearances since the verdict.

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