Categories
Uncategorized

SEC to take another shot at banning Ketamine Brain: report

Securities and Exchange Commission officials are looking into another bid to remove drug-addled billionaire man-boy Elon Musk from running a publicly traded company – namely Tesla – over his late disclosures of Twitter share purchases prior to his 2022 buyout, the Wall Street Journal reports.

The Journal got their hands on testimony from Musk in a deposition to the SEC after it surfaced in discovery in an Oklahoma firefighter pension fund’s lawsuit against Musk last month. In it, the asshole admitted to ignoring a rule requiring him to file a notice once his interest in Twitter passed 5 percent, waiting until his stake was at 9 percent and he was offered a seat on the board – while he and an adviser told a bank they were following the rule. The whole point of the scam was to keep Twitter’s share price from surging if other investors had known. Which they would have.

The South African dipshit saved at least $143 million on the scam, per the Journal, whose article overall seems to characterize this as a much stronger case than previous efforts to dickpunch Musk.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

WATCH LIVE: Kamala Harris’s debut campaign rally in Milwaukee

48 mins ago

Menendez resigns from Senate, effective August 20th

50 mins ago

Orange Felon hosting War Criminal at Mar-a-Lago

56 mins ago

Myanmar general elects self to presidency

1 hour ago

Republicans apparently want to see a filthy prison inmate

2 hours ago

Schumer and Jeffries to endorse Harris at press conference

2 hours ago

“They make me fight battles that I shouldn’t have to fight!”

3 hours ago

Biden to deliver Oval Office address Wednesday night

3 hours ago

Secret Service Director resigns

4 hours ago

Tom Cotton evidently overstudied NRSC Harris oppo memos

5 hours ago

Project 2025’s popularity takes further hit: Navigator poll

5 hours ago

Volunteer sign-ups for Harris up two hundred-fold in a single day

6 hours ago

John Solomon reports “scandal and failure” in woman’s prior jobs

7 hours ago

Senate Ethics Committee opens investigation into Bob Menendez

7 hours ago

Harris just days away from choosing running mate

8 hours ago

“For those who believe in DEI, this is exactly what DEI looks like”

9 hours ago

Orange Baby edges closer to backing out of September debate

9 hours ago

Malevolent Mango appeals $450 million New York state judgment

16 hours ago

One armed woman flees son with chainsaw, her second arm

16 hours ago

Harris secures commitments from majority of delegates

17 hours ago

Trump likely to get endless calls from Democratic fundraisers now

17 hours ago

me me me me me me … oh, yeah and the worker

18 hours ago

Kamala retains Biden’s campaign chief to head team

18 hours ago

DNC considers moving roll call vote to nominate Harris to next week

19 hours ago

Harris hauls in nearly quarter billion dollars since Biden withdrawal

19 hours ago

Team Orange just as pissed over Biden quitting as Trump himself

20 hours ago

Arizona kindergartners’ “herd immunity” for measles at frightful low

20 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Harris speaks at campaign headquarters

21 hours ago

Mobile advertising vehicle driver loses control of wiener

21 hours ago

Swalwell gets rave review for Fox News appearance

22 hours ago

Harris campaign hauls in $81 million in 24 hours

23 hours ago

Supreme Court orders New York to respond to Missouri AG

23 hours ago

“Kamala HQ” followers double

1 day ago

Orange Felon back to shitposting angrily over everything

1 day ago

Dems raise more than $95 million in 24 hours

1 day ago

Nancy Pelosi endorses Kamala Harris

1 day ago

Team Orange were mixed on RFK Jr’s offer to endorse: report

1 day ago

Republican Massachusetts mayor “working through marital issues,” assault and weapon charges related to marital issues

1 day ago

WATCH LIVE: Harris’s first appearance as presumptive nominee

1 day ago

Fired Tanzanian official was just joking about rigging election

1 day ago

Whitmer endorses Harris

1 day ago

WATCH LIVE: Comer rants about how DEI almost got Trump killed

1 day ago

Eric Adams endorses Kamala Harris

1 day ago

Total 24 hour haul for Dems could reach $90 million

1 day ago

Shouldn’t this guy be an expert on campaign finance law by now?

1 day ago

Caravan starts right on schedule

1 day ago

Manchin makes BIG announcement on 2024 Dem primary

1 day ago

Orange Felon thinks he’s flipping the “DEMOCRACY” argument

1 day ago

This is good, if not obvious at all that it is in fact good

1 day ago

Non-endorsers merely holding back for now

1 day ago

x
x
x
x
x
x