Nope. Not going there with this AP story about a German town’s voters approving a plan to cull the pigeon population. The jokes write themselves but come at the price of trivializing the Holocaust.
Can’t do it. Even if mocking 21st century Germans for approving a government plan to systematically eliminate living things is- Fuck. We can’t get into it. That’s not who we are. National Zero has proven itself capable of coloring inside the lines of decency and sensitivity while still pushing them. Calling it a “Final Solution to the pigeon question” is for lesser sites. So we’re just going to skip writing anything else here. No pigeon culling in Germany story. On to the next one. Must ignore impulses.