From a press release by MAGA Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey repackaged as a Fox News article titled “Missouri AG to sue New York over ‘unconstitutional lawfare’ against Trump,” annotated:
“Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey announced he is filing a lawsuit against the state of New York for what he called ‘their direct attack on our democratic process through unconstitutional lawfare against President Trump.’ On Thursday, Bailey said on his podcast, ‘The Bailey Wire,’ [Lol at this asshole having a podcast and at Fox News for plugging it] that his office would be taking steps to combat illicit prosecutions against the former president. Bailey said it’s time to restore the rule of law. ‘Radical progressives in New York are trying to rig the 2024 election. We have to stand up and fight back,’ he exclusively told Fox News Digital [The ‘exclusively’ is the tell here].”
“Bailey said the state’s actions against Trump sabotage Missourians’ right to a free and fair election [They’ll still be free to vote for Trump if he’s in prison. Also that was Ken Paxton’s argument for standing when he sued the swing states after the 2020 election. Didn’t work]. ‘We have to fight back against a rogue prosecutor who is trying to take a presidential candidate off the campaign trail,’ Bailey wrote on X. Bailey’s office noted that the lawsuit will go straight to the US Supreme Court because it is a state versus state action [What a great way to get all the MAGA trolls upset at the court when they reject this]. His office said it will be titled ‘Missouri vs New York’ [Whoa, did Bailey come up with that title himself? It sounds so monumental and historically significant].”
“Last month, Bailey probed the Justice Department for documents related to any communications with prosecutors connected to the indictments of former President Trump [And how’d that go? Is he still waiting on an answer from them? We didn’t know the US Department of Justice is accountable to some Red State attorney general]. ‘The investigations and subsequent prosecutions of former President Donald J Trump appear to have been conducted in coordination with the United States Department of Justice,’ Bailey alleges, adding that he believes that allegation is demonstrated in part by the move of the third-highest ranking DOJ official, Matthew Colangelo, to the Manhattan DA’s office to help prosecute the criminal case, NY v Trump [Note how Fox News leaves out that Colangelo is a former DOJ official since he can’t actually hold two jobs 250 miles apart at the same time]. Bailey argues that Bragg’s decision to bring the prosecution ‘despite its transparent weakness has nonetheless had the effect of keeping former President Trump off the campaign trail [Bro, if it was so weak then why did he lose?], which President Biden has bragged about'[Think we missed this ‘bragging’ but okay, sure. Too bad Trump’s opponent enjoyed watching Donald suffer, lol].”
“‘Given the timing (Bragg charged Trump only after Trump declared his candidacy for President), the transparent weakness of the charges [Again, if it was weak then that must mean Trump had some really shitty lawyers], and the effect the charges have in keeping Trump off the campaign trail [Not New York’s problem if the fat fuck didn’t want to take a plea deal last year], there is substantial reason to suspect the Biden administration has coordinated with Bragg and others to bring prosecutions against Trump,’ Bailey claims [We’re sure Chief Justice John Roberts is going to take feelings and suspicions into account when he votes on whether to grant certiorari].”
Holy fuck what a whiny little bitch. And yes, maybe we shouldn’t be so confident Los Supremos wouldn’t actually take this up, but it really just doesn’t seem like the kind of case they would want to get involved with. Again, this isn’t like some factual or legal matter about the trial itself or the charges, it’s Missouri vs New York because it was unfair that Bailey’s Orange Allah committed crimes in the state and was held accountable for it which is bad for Missouri Trump voters.
We actually had to write that last sentence. That’s how cunty this is. And yet Bailey’s apparently pushing ahead, almost certainly on the orders of the degenerate convicted felon himself, desperate for some way to fast track this to the Supreme Court. As mentioned above there many echoes and rhymes from Picasso-faced Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton’s ill-fated Texas v Pennsylvania from December 2020. That one also ended in an abrupt and deeply humiliating failure.