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MAGA Michigan lawmaker’s reelection campaign says timing of him getting arrested for chasing stripper with gun “highly suspect”

MAGA Michigan state House member Neil Friske’s campaign on Thursday posted on Facebook in response to reports that he was in jail pending arraignment following his arrest the previous night for having chased a stripper with a gun at 2:45 AM in Lansing the previous night: “This morning, it was brought to our attention that Representative Friske was arrested and being held in jail.”

“As many of us know, Rep Friske is always exercising his 2nd Amendment right. We do not have any details, besides what has the media sourced, oddly before anyone of us knew anything. It is highly suspect considering the timing of this situation: Right before absentee ballots are released. [A] Day after an unknown phone number conducted polling on the [Michigan state House District] 107 race between Rep Friske and our opponent with deep-state ties. We ask everyone for prayers and to stay tuned from updates directly from this campaign or Representative Friske himself. Thank you for the outpouring of concern and unwavering support we have received this morning. Clearly, Rep Friske is over the target in this race – Team Friske.” This one’s a keeper. Never change, MAGA.

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