Spandex-wearing grapple-freak Jim Jordan plans to hold a markup vote Thursday over holding Joe Biden’s ghostwriter Mark Zwonitzer in contempt of Congress for something about the classified documents fuckup that nobody even cares about anymore but whatever, ABC News reports.
Like if they’re going to go after political ghostwriters why can’t they at least also subpoena Kristi Noem’s too to see whose idea it was to make that shit up about the Kim Jong-Un meeting and just why in God’s name she thought it was a good idea to print a story about her murdering a puppy?