Kemp left top-of-ticket blank in Georgia's GOP Primary

After his attempt to be coy by claiming the “race was over” failed, Republican Georgia Governor Brian Kemp admitted that he left the top slot on his primary ballot blank, refusing to choose any of the eleven candidates that appeared on the ballot. A relative moderate in today’s GOP, Kemp personifies a lot of Republicans who cringe at the Donald Trump reboot at the top of the ticket, but want to support lower-office candidates.

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The Forward Path

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Happy Thanksgiving, from our National Zero family to yours

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