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Colorado venue staffers report seeing strange manmade aircraft

Employees at the famed Red Rocks Amphitheater in Morrison, Colorado reported seeing a weird, possibly experimental aircraft in the sky early at around 1 am on June 5th following a concert headlined by mid-2000s punk act All Time Low, describing the craft as “large” and “disc-shaped craft” which appeared to “three levels of windows,” USA Today reports citing a NUFORC submission.

It’s not clear if the aircraft, described as the size of a three-story office building but capable of hovering silently without any visible means of propulsion, was built by the US, Chinese, Russian, or Australian governments or possibly a private concern like Boeing or Airbus. Whichever entity developed the craft seems to have mastered invisibility technology as the witness said “it didn’t shoot off into the distance. It simply dissolved into the ether. We all watched it vanish.”

The witnesses unfortunately did not record any images of the definitely manmade aircraft during the brief sighting, depriving independent experts of the opportunity to scrutinize it and determine that it was simply a lighted, disc-shaped three story office building lifted off its foundation and being moved on a flatbed truck up a steep mountain road at 1:00 AM on a Wednesday, the “invisibility” caused when the truck drove behind smoke emanating from a nearby brush fire no one reported.

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