“I love you. You love me. We’re one happy MAGA family! With a Great Big Movement… And Patriotism shared from me to you… Won’t you say you’ll NEVER SURRENDER TOO?” says a Trump campaign fundraising email sent on Saturday to those of us masochistic enough to subscribe to this shit.
Fucking Barney?!? BARNEY?!? Are his campaign marketing team on shrooms or something? Who the hell thought this was a good idea? Like at least after that it says “This is my message to Americans all across the country! You can’t let Joe Biden DESTROY OUR COUNTRY. He’s Sleepy, and he’s Creepy! Believe me, his hands are FILTHY. You can’t let Joe Biden LAUNCH NEVER ENDING WITCH HUNTS AGAINST ME!” after that which is on brand in its usual impotent and disarrayed outrage, especially since “Biden” already launched those “never ending witch hunts” a while ago.
That’s very on-brand, but also extremely dissonant from the adapted Barney song lyrics… Which in a way is on-brand too considering he’s a fat, soft reptile with an extremely annoying voice that should’ve died in the early 1990s and has no business being around children. And so is Barney.