“A woman with gray hair, wearing a brown blazer and black top, sits on a wooden bench in a garden with lush greenery and flowers in the background, embodying the essence of a new beginning. President Biden deserves our respect, our compassion, and our gratitude. The debate last week, however, made clear that the time is now for another Democratic candidate to take his place on the November ballot. The nominating process for the Democratic Party needs to begin again. We need to recalibrate, and we need to do so quickly. Over the next two months we need to do what we should have been doing over the last year and a half: engaging in a robust conversation about this country and how we’re going to beat Donald Trump in November. Today I throw my hat in the ring.”

“We need to have an exciting campaign and an open convention in August. It is imperative that the new process not be manipulated by party and media elites. The search for a new candidate must be not directed by behind-the-scenes players, but rather must be a genuinely democratic process. All news outlets owe it to the public to fairly cover all FEC registered, qualified candidates going forward,” says a statement from New Age weirdo Marianne Williamson. We lost track of whether she had officially re-suspended her campaign after unsuspending it for God knows why in February.

And the copypasta reading “Play Video about A woman with gray hair, wearing a brown blazer and black top, sits on a wooden bench in a garden with lush greenery and flowers in the background, embodying the essence of a new beginning” at the top was intentionally left in because that’s what ended up in our clipboard after we selected the first few paragraphs of her statement in text under a video fitting that meta-description, lol. Why the fuck doesn’t it just say “Marianne Williamson announces she’s running for the Democratic presidential nomination at the DNC in Chicago”?