Categories
Uncategorized

Thousands in hurricane’s path on Texas Gulf Coast ordered to evacuate in sign that climate change is definitely a hoax

Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patrick–who once paid a $25,000 bounty in a publicity stunt gone wrong to a whistleblower who uncovered pro-Trump election fraud in Pennsylvania–warned Texans living along the Gulf Coast between Corpus Christi and Galveston to evacuate inland as Hurricane Beryl approaches, according to CNN.

Expected to hit landfall as a hurricane early Monday morning, Beryl has already claimed at least nine lives after crossing the Caribbean and the Yucatan Peninsula, regaining strength in the Gulf of Mexico before hitting Texas.

Storm surges along the coast were expected to peak at around one to one-and-a-half feet for most of the coast before noon on Monday, but officials warned some areas living around Matagorda Bay could see surges up to seven feet at times.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Darline Graham wins South Carolina GOP Senate primary

10 hours ago

Dolly Parton has died

16 hours ago

“Iran raised your gas prices” now a GOP campaign slogan

16 hours ago

Regime considering demolishing Kennedy Center

17 hours ago

RFK Jr notches major win: Two dead of measles in Pennsylvania

19 hours ago

RNC goes to the mat to fight hard for health insurance companies

20 hours ago

“Serious consideration”

23 hours ago

Raging Reno, Nevada wildfire finally easing

24 hours ago

Jesse Watters struggles against noncompliant interview subject

1 day ago

Supreme Court allows Trump crackdown on mail-in voting

2 days ago

Orange Baby threatens Canada some more

2 days ago

Wait for the punchline

2 days ago

Comer marvels at investigative target’s ability to evade his scrutiny

2 days ago

California AG cancels settlement talks meeting with Paramount

2 days ago

“IRAN IS COMPLETELY COLLAPSING!!!”

2 days ago

John Solomon reports other guys high on hopium

2 days ago

CBP arrests USS Abraham Lincoln sailor’s dad

2 days ago

Log cabin burns to the ground

3 days ago

“The Biden Administration is over!”

3 days ago

Louisiana ICE agent arrested for breaking into ex’s home

3 days ago

Jared Kushner pleads for preemptive mercy from Jeffries

3 days ago

Flock CEO details the human side of a mass surveillance state

4 days ago

ChiComs making you hate data centers: New Big Tech PR message

4 days ago

Trump interrupted by heckler at cult speech

4 days ago

RNC chair blames Biden for abysmal Trump approval ratings

5 days ago

Supreme Court allows work to continue on Trump ballroom

5 days ago

Don Jr-backed “anti-woke marketplace” PublicSquare collapses

5 days ago

“As everyone knows, under President Biden…”

5 days ago

Breitbart reports socialist on slippery slope to full-blown Marxism

5 days ago

Natalie Harp’s creepy, obsessive letters to Trump leak to Daily Beast

5 days ago

Navy to rename carrier USS Doris Miller to USS Donald Trump: CNN

5 days ago

Smarmy MAGA Congressman says Trump pussied out vs Iran

6 days ago

Undercover ICE agent dropped recording device at church

6 days ago

FBI agents seize Swalwell’s devices, raid house

6 days ago

WSJ declares Bonesaw’s insane future city project DOA

6 days ago

Republicans urge Big Tech to improve data centers’ image

6 days ago

“Toughest president ever” announces “ECONOMIC D-DAY”

6 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Orange Marie Antionette gushes over his Versailles

7 days ago

Orange God Emperor retroactively undorses Cory Mills

7 days ago

Byron Dork butthurt as “dirty trick” works out well so far

7 days ago

Madison Cawthorn gets 8.5 percent in FL-19 primary

7 days ago

Cory Mills loses primary

1 week ago

BREAKING: Fox News admits they lied to viewers about gas prices

1 week ago

California MAGA county clerk to hire Tina Peters as top deputy

1 week ago

“Peace president” gives up on peace talks

1 week ago

Fox News excited to hype launch of new mental poison for kids

1 week ago

ABC files First Amendment lawsuit against FCC

1 week ago

Orange Tyrant still really nervous over Dan Sullivan “hoax”

1 week ago

Frau Ingraham badmouths men who wear makeup

1 week ago

Pete Hegseth visits battlefield to try to help boost morale

1 week ago

x
x
x
x
x
x