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Florida pastor fed THC gummy to teen relative, molested her: cops

From a Hernando County, Florida Sheriff’s Office press release: “On 07-10-2024, the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office was contacted by the out-of-state family member of a teenage female victim in reference to a sexual battery that had occurred a day prior at a residence in Brooksville. The victim, who resides in New York and was visiting family in Hernando County, was brought to the sheriff’s office by a family member upon learning of the allegations. The victim told detectives she was home alone with suspect, William Martinez DOB 11-29-1968, when the incident occurred. While alone with Martinez, the victim said Martinez offered her the frozen drink, which he had purchased a day prior at a local convenience store. The victim further advised the drink had a ‘funny’ taste.”

“The victim also said Martinez gave her a THC gummy. Martinez began to sexually batter her by touching her inappropriately and forcing her to touch him. Following the sexual battery, the victim stated she went to her bedroom and slept. Post Miranda, Martinez, a pastor at Kingdom of Hope Ministries in Weeki Wachee, denied all of the allegations made by the victim. Following questioning, Martinez was arrested on two counts of Lewd and Lascivious Behavior of a Victim over 12, and less than 16 and two counts of Sexual Battery Familial/Custodial of a Victim over 12, and less than 16.”

Martinez is apparently not a registered voter. However his apparent wife and “executive pastor,” Goddess Martinez, is a registered Republican. So they’re probably both MAGA, the sick fucks.

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