Sitting Congressman fills in for incarcerated felon on live stream

BRUTAL: @Peoples_Pundit says Kamala Harris would stand NO CHANCE as a contender against Donald Trump.

“She collapsed during her run for president for a reason. She is UNLIKEABLE! Even in his diminished capacity, I would argue that Scranton Joe is still a more appealing candidate… pic.twitter.com/G4lNudXNtQ

— Rep. Matt Gaetz (@RepMattGaetz) July 12, 2024

Crazy Nancy copes with Trump non-endorsement fairly poorly

Needy attention whore appoints himself as replacement act

Mediocre white man expresses appropriate level of confidence

Dan Sullivan announces Senate campaign in Alaska

Comey 8647 prosecutor quits case

Orange Diva gives up on Kennedy Center

Judge orders Kennedy Center’s name restored, venue reopened

Senator Anschluss thrilled by Mullin’s insanely stupid flight plan

Fat toddler lays out conditions in lieu of appropriate bribe from Iran

Students for Trump co-founder arrested for domestic abuse, again

Federal judge temporarily halts Trump’s $1.776 billion slush fund

Wizened elder shares Aesopian fable to self-soothe

Condition of four climbers who fell off Denali “unknown”

Next GOP reconciliation bill on verge of total collapse

John Solomon reports Todd Blanche a scared little pussy

Netanyahu just going to seize 70 percent of Gaza

Milli Vanilli cancel performance at Regime’s 250th celebration fair

WATCH LIVE: Scott Bessent fills in for Krazy Karoline

White House claims “tentative 60-day agreement” with Iran: CBS

Democrat appropriates Republican style for attack ad

“FanimeCon” breakout sesh’s sexy cosplayer “feet juice” sold well

Regime Treasury working out how to illegally mint $250 Trump bill

Rich McCormick thinks Iran interfering in midterms by not surrendering and allowing Trump to declare total victory

MAGAflation hits 3.3 percent in April, Q1 GDP revised down to +1.3

Rasmussen fucks up, finds Dems up 47 to 41 on generic ballot

Breitbart commits necrophilia on irony’s corpse

Trump neglected to visit with troops wounded in Iran war

Regime DOJ investigating EJ Carroll

But the buffalo isn’t even orange

Thune has “productive phone call” with Ken Paxton

Michigan summer camp to raze already denamed “Epstein Lodge”

New York Dems setting up for 2028 redistricting

WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor holds retinue captive for hours

Indiana judge allows Joey Chestnut to leave state for NYC contest

Burger King to stamp regnal seal upon chicken nugget marque

“Toward the end of the summer, early fall…”

Tehran says Trump Regime memo offers withdrawal from Strait

Russian Duma allows central banks to set up own drone defenses

Ted Cruz, now and then

John Cornyn and allies spent $92 million to lose by 27.6 percent

Military pew-pews yet another “drug boat” in Pacific

Cornhole nearly breaks down before vowing to support Paxton

Ken Paxton defeats John Cornyn in Texas Senate runoff

K$H fires analyst who didn’t label 2017 Scalise shooting terrorism

Multiple deaths reported in Washington State paper mill implosion

Maine Secretary of State blocks anti-trans ballot measure

WATCH LIVE: NASA holds Lunar base press conference

Canadian doctor disciplined for driving patient he met up with in a Tim Horton’s parking lot to get euthanized at local morgue

Supreme Leader informs populace of his PERFECT health condition

“President Trump’s regime, um, his administration”