Time warns severals of subscribers' copies could be stolen weekly

Why mail theft is on the rise: https://t.co/KZ0Ojbhg7I

— TIME (@TIME) July 17, 2024

Implicit in TIME’s chilling headline about the rise of mail theft nationwide is their own fears that severals, maybe even tens, of their subscribers’ print copies could be getting stolen on a weekly basis, intercepted by corrupt postal workers or greedy criminals perusing mailboxes before they’re checked by the elderly residents or the staffs of the proctology clinics that leave them and sister publications like Golf magazine, Entertainment Weekly, Fortune, and InStyle out for patients.

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