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CrowdStrike strikes again!

Evil Deep State pro-Democrat Party tech firm CrowdStrike on Friday caused a massive outage of services across a wide array of industries, with airlines, banks, and telecom firms crippled leading to numerous canceled flights and all sorts of other clusterfucks, CNBC reports.

It’s CrowdStrike! Remember them? They covered up Hillary’s corruption during the 2016 election by using that bleachbit to erase her illegal servers and frame the Russians for hacking her emails or something. Now they’re finishing the job against the American people with another attack and…

Ugh. It’s too early for MAGA-QAnon satire shit. And yet it’s what at least some of the fanboys are actually saying in response to the real news that a faulty update pushed by CrowdStrike to Microsoft 365 caused this global havoc, with the London Stock Exchange reporting problems with its data platform, the Dutch arm of Air France-KLM grounding most flights, and Visa saying they’re “aware of reports of people being unable to make payments and are working with our financial institution clients to understand any impact on their services to cardholders and merchants.”

CyberArk CIO Omer Grossman tells CNBC the damage is “dramatic” and worse, will need to be fixed on users’ ends one by one. “It turns out that because the endpoints have crashed – the Blue Screen of Death – they cannot be updated remotely and this the problem must be solved manually, endpoint by endpoint. This is expected to be a process that will take days,” said Grossman.

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