Categories
Uncategorized

CrowdStrike strikes again!

Evil Deep State pro-Democrat Party tech firm CrowdStrike on Friday caused a massive outage of services across a wide array of industries, with airlines, banks, and telecom firms crippled leading to numerous canceled flights and all sorts of other clusterfucks, CNBC reports.

It’s CrowdStrike! Remember them? They covered up Hillary’s corruption during the 2016 election by using that bleachbit to erase her illegal servers and frame the Russians for hacking her emails or something. Now they’re finishing the job against the American people with another attack and…

Ugh. It’s too early for MAGA-QAnon satire shit. And yet it’s what at least some of the fanboys are actually saying in response to the real news that a faulty update pushed by CrowdStrike to Microsoft 365 caused this global havoc, with the London Stock Exchange reporting problems with its data platform, the Dutch arm of Air France-KLM grounding most flights, and Visa saying they’re “aware of reports of people being unable to make payments and are working with our financial institution clients to understand any impact on their services to cardholders and merchants.”

CyberArk CIO Omer Grossman tells CNBC the damage is “dramatic” and worse, will need to be fixed on users’ ends one by one. “It turns out that because the endpoints have crashed – the Blue Screen of Death – they cannot be updated remotely and this the problem must be solved manually, endpoint by endpoint. This is expected to be a process that will take days,” said Grossman.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

“Grand Conspiracy” case’s lead prosecutor resigns

1 hour ago

Cybertruck era ends with such poetic timing

2 hours ago

President mentally incapable of serving: Fox News exit poll majority

4 hours ago

Stock market as volatile as presidential emotions

17 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Loser snaps at reporters for an indefinite period

19 hours ago

Orange Overlord trying to maneuver Hegseth into Senate

21 hours ago

Lauren Boebert’s OnlyFans launches just a few years late

21 hours ago

Harmeet Dhillon out from Regime DOJ

23 hours ago

Russell Brand convicted on rape and sexual assault charges in UK

1 day ago

Trump has “every intention to keep” Hegseth

1 day ago

“Maybe we could get asylum in Israel”

2 days ago

Frau Ingraham would cry if her tear ducts weren’t cauterized shut

2 days ago

NRCC chair Dick Hudson concedes

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Trump champions ballroom accomplishment

2 days ago

Hegseth firing imminent: CBS

2 days ago

Jaydee posts 604-word jeremiad, admits Iran war doomed GOP

2 days ago

Mike Johnson to return to backbench, Jim Jordan to run for leader

2 days ago

Libs: Owned

2 days ago

Katie Miller didn’t vote

2 days ago

MAGA Evangelical mopes over crushing defeat

2 days ago

MIDTERMAGEDDON 2026: National Zero Special Live Coverage

3 days ago

Netanyahu and minions plan to contest election results

3 days ago

Vote Republican because if THEY killed Charlie Kirk (while Republicans fully controlled DC) then THEY can kill you too

3 days ago

Regime sends criminal target letters to Dems linked to Alaska scam

3 days ago

Guam now a symbol of hope for GOP

3 days ago

MAGA Land not falling for Democratic efforts at outreach

3 days ago

Trump claims he’s ending all aid to Israel

3 days ago

Schmutzler schnooks schmiger’s schmear of approval

3 days ago

Axios tries to find the silver lining

3 days ago

Supreme Court already tosses Trump California ballot case

4 days ago

President of the United States powerless to order the manhunt and arrest of retired teacher running no-budget sham campaign

4 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Feckless pervert talks about men’s asses some more

4 days ago

Regime takes California ballot case to Supreme Court

4 days ago

Federal judge tosses Reich’s case against Hunterghazi FBI agents

4 days ago

Bill Murray on CNBC for some reason, trolls Kevin Hassett’s grin

4 days ago

El-Sayed campaign raises $2.4 million off Haley Stevens tantrum

4 days ago

Let’s check in on what the wealthiest man in the world is up to

4 days ago

Byron Donalds needs to win election day vote 2-to-1 in Florida

4 days ago

Dems lead GOP in every Senate battleground: Final NYT/Siena polls

5 days ago

Video of moment private jet hits street in Palm Beach

5 days ago

Butthurt Michigan Dem Stevens appears with Mike Rogers

5 days ago

Sullivan claims he’ll accept defeat

5 days ago

“You take bribes!”: Paxton heckler

6 days ago

Syphilitic boomer acknowledges loss in usual bitchy, ignorant way

6 days ago

Husted rents DC apartment owned by top lobbyist

6 days ago

Midwest’s Tuesday weather forecast is… not great

7 days ago

Fox News goes on MSM-like diner safari to find affirmation for GOP

7 days ago

Ilhan Omar’s ex-husband/possible brother publicly identifies as gay

1 week ago

Regime uncancels Iowa and Kansas Trump rallies: CNN

1 week ago

LISTEN LIVE: Angry senior calls into right wing talk radio show

1 week ago

x
x
x
x
x
x