Categories
Uncategorized

CrowdStrike strikes again!

Evil Deep State pro-Democrat Party tech firm CrowdStrike on Friday caused a massive outage of services across a wide array of industries, with airlines, banks, and telecom firms crippled leading to numerous canceled flights and all sorts of other clusterfucks, CNBC reports.

It’s CrowdStrike! Remember them? They covered up Hillary’s corruption during the 2016 election by using that bleachbit to erase her illegal servers and frame the Russians for hacking her emails or something. Now they’re finishing the job against the American people with another attack and…

Ugh. It’s too early for MAGA-QAnon satire shit. And yet it’s what at least some of the fanboys are actually saying in response to the real news that a faulty update pushed by CrowdStrike to Microsoft 365 caused this global havoc, with the London Stock Exchange reporting problems with its data platform, the Dutch arm of Air France-KLM grounding most flights, and Visa saying they’re “aware of reports of people being unable to make payments and are working with our financial institution clients to understand any impact on their services to cardholders and merchants.”

CyberArk CIO Omer Grossman tells CNBC the damage is “dramatic” and worse, will need to be fixed on users’ ends one by one. “It turns out that because the endpoints have crashed – the Blue Screen of Death – they cannot be updated remotely and this the problem must be solved manually, endpoint by endpoint. This is expected to be a process that will take days,” said Grossman.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Orange Demagogue keeping up the Abbey Gate act

2 hours ago

Talarico seeks to unseal Paxton depositions

3 hours ago

Trump teaches Canada a lesson with Lake Ontario renaming

7 hours ago

Tourists among hundreds missing in deadly Nepal/Tibet flash flood

9 hours ago

Breitbart genders police officers, implies factor in outcome

11 hours ago

Darline Graham wins South Carolina GOP Senate primary

21 hours ago

Dolly Parton has died

1 day ago

“Iran raised your gas prices” now a GOP campaign slogan

1 day ago

Regime considering demolishing Kennedy Center

1 day ago

RFK Jr notches major win: Two dead of measles in Pennsylvania

1 day ago

RNC goes to the mat to fight hard for health insurance companies

1 day ago

“Serious consideration”

1 day ago

Raging Reno, Nevada wildfire finally easing

1 day ago

Jesse Watters struggles against noncompliant interview subject

2 days ago

Supreme Court allows Trump crackdown on mail-in voting

2 days ago

Orange Baby threatens Canada some more

2 days ago

Wait for the punchline

2 days ago

Comer marvels at investigative target’s ability to evade his scrutiny

2 days ago

California AG cancels settlement talks meeting with Paramount

2 days ago

“IRAN IS COMPLETELY COLLAPSING!!!”

2 days ago

John Solomon reports other guys high on hopium

2 days ago

CBP arrests USS Abraham Lincoln sailor’s dad

3 days ago

Log cabin burns to the ground

3 days ago

“The Biden Administration is over!”

3 days ago

Louisiana ICE agent arrested for breaking into ex’s home

3 days ago

Jared Kushner pleads for preemptive mercy from Jeffries

3 days ago

Flock CEO details the human side of a mass surveillance state

4 days ago

ChiComs making you hate data centers: New Big Tech PR message

4 days ago

Trump interrupted by heckler at cult speech

5 days ago

RNC chair blames Biden for abysmal Trump approval ratings

5 days ago

Supreme Court allows work to continue on Trump ballroom

5 days ago

Don Jr-backed “anti-woke marketplace” PublicSquare collapses

5 days ago

“As everyone knows, under President Biden…”

5 days ago

Breitbart reports socialist on slippery slope to full-blown Marxism

5 days ago

Natalie Harp’s creepy, obsessive letters to Trump leak to Daily Beast

6 days ago

Navy to rename carrier USS Doris Miller to USS Donald Trump: CNN

6 days ago

Smarmy MAGA Congressman says Trump pussied out vs Iran

6 days ago

Undercover ICE agent dropped recording device at church

6 days ago

FBI agents seize Swalwell’s devices, raid house

6 days ago

WSJ declares Bonesaw’s insane future city project DOA

6 days ago

Republicans urge Big Tech to improve data centers’ image

6 days ago

“Toughest president ever” announces “ECONOMIC D-DAY”

7 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Orange Marie Antionette gushes over his Versailles

1 week ago

Orange God Emperor retroactively undorses Cory Mills

1 week ago

Byron Dork butthurt as “dirty trick” works out well so far

1 week ago

Madison Cawthorn gets 8.5 percent in FL-19 primary

1 week ago

Cory Mills loses primary

1 week ago

BREAKING: Fox News admits they lied to viewers about gas prices

1 week ago

California MAGA county clerk to hire Tina Peters as top deputy

1 week ago

“Peace president” gives up on peace talks

1 week ago

x
x
x
x
x
x