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Florida woman with suspended license gets pulled over, tries to quickly switch seats with man… whose license is also suspended

A Sumter County, Florida sheriff’s deputy wasn’t fooled last week when he saw clearly through the back window of the vehicle he was pulling over that the female driver and the male passenger in the front seat quickly switched places in order to avoid the consequences for whatever it was.

Funny that, as Villages-News.com reports that not only did that not work out for 31 year-old Brittany Ann Northington who had been driving with a suspended license, it also got 31 year-old Christopher Austin Yates arrested too, as the dumbass had his license suspended for failure to pay child support.

Yates and Northington put in a really solid effort with their arrest at the Love’s Travel Stop in Bushnell, but they’ll still miles away from topping the unnamed stupid asshole in Colorado who last year switched places with his dog in a failed attempt to escape a drunk driving arrest.

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