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Fat Hitler commands citizens to ignore the lugenpresse

The Orange Fuhrer on Monday ordered all citizens to ignore the lugenpresse, posting “The only President who gave none of Ukraine’s land to Putin’s Russia is President Donald J Trump. Remember that when the weak and ineffective Democrat’s criticize, and the Fake News gladly puts out anything they say!” on his lame Twitter clone, the fucking stupid misplaced apostrophe for the true fans.

Still some pretty textbook execution of bad faith horseshit. You can say correctly that Bill Clinton and George W Bush never “gave” any Ukrainian territory to Russia, that it’s an extremely bitchy way of describing what happened when Russia invaded Ukraine during Joe Biden’s administration, that obviously the fanboys would’ve lost their shit if Obama had ordered military strikes against Russia to stop the 2014 incursions, and that Trump is trying to actually “give” the currently occupied regions over to Vlad. None of that matters because the cult has been ordered to ignore it.

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