In an advance copy obtained by the Guardian, convicted felon former President Trump's nephew Fred C Trump III – not to be confused with MAGA rapper Forgiato Blow, who calls himself "Trumps Nephew" on Twitter – writes in his upcoming memoir All in the Family: The Trumps and How We Got This Way that in the early 1970s his scumbag uncle blamed, without evidence, Blacks for slashing the cover of his "cotillon white Cadillac Eldorado convertible," using the worst possible epithet.

Fred recalls that he was at his grandparents' house in the wealthy central Queens neighborhood of Jamaica Estates one afternoon when the future failed president showed up and asked him to come outside to see the damage to his car. "'N****rs,' I recall him saying disgustedly. 'Look what the n****rs did.' Donald was pissed. Boy, was he pissed," Fred, who was about 12 at the time, writes.

"I knew that was a bad word," Fred continues, postulating that Donald never witnessed who had slashed the canvas top but had merely "saw the damage, then went straight to the place where people's minds sometimes go when they face a fresh affront. Across the racial divide," which, according to Fred, was pretty typical of Uncle Don. To the pre-orange Donald, "if something bad happened" to residents of Jamaica Estates, "they were the ones who did it. Almost certainly, it was them," Fred writes, emphasis his on "they." But Tim Scott says he's just "racially insensitive."