Ummm… Holy shit this is insane and just so goddamned weird. Actually don’t want to give anything about it away, just watch it. We’ll simply link some background about Republican Missouri state Senator Bill Eigel’s previous claims to fame: book burning, trying to out-fascist his primary rival, dipshit Secretary of State Jay Ashcroft, and losing his parking spot at the state capitol for being too fucking obnoxious and extreme even for his chamber’s far right Republican leadership.