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Harris down 1 percent against Trump in NYT poll

A snap national survey by the New York Times/Siena College finds Vice President Kamala Harris trailing convicted felon former President Trump 48 to 47 percent among likely voters.

Not that we necessarily believe it because polls are shit this year, but in the Times’s convoluted and self-calibrated telling of the story, it’s a 5 percent improvement over Biden’s numbers.

And Harris actually leads 44 to 43 percent in the full field with Robert F Brainworms Jr included.

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