US economy grew 2.8 percent in Q2 2024, crushing expectations

US gross domestic product grew 2.8 percent in the second quarter of FY 2024, crushing expectations of 2.1 percent and doubling the 1.4 percent gain in Q1 2024, CNBC reports.

Looking forward to hearing how the economy is watching convicted felon former President Trump’s poll numbers and was pricing in a win but if he loses it will be a depression even worse than 1929.

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MAGA shall overcome

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FBI’s NYC chief forced out

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Made it all the way to Oregon, still got dysentery