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Biden should send a drone to kill Nicholas Maduro

What. Why are all of you looking at the headline like that? Did we misspell something? Does it need one of those funny little accent marks on the vowels that we aren’t really consistent with?

Was that a little too provocative or reckless? Oh come on. The son of a bitch obviously cheated in the election and it’s not like it’s a close call. Plus the US military kills the leader of ISIS like every month. Why’s it okay to kill every new ISIS guy but not okay for Venezuela’s dictator?

Biden’s got less than six months in office left. He should have fun with it. Kill some more bad guys and let Kamala Harris own it and tell all the Venezuelans in Florida that the Biden-Harris Administration is tougher on Maduro than Trump and they brought justice for all their friends and family whose votes were stolen. The US military’s already got some boots on the ground in neighboring Guyana… Oh stop being such libs, the Venezuelans don’t have nukes and they won’t be able to retaliate in any meaningful way. Blast the fucker into next week and warn his replacement we’ve got plenty more where that came from if he doesn’t hold another free and fair election.

Plus we’d get to run a funny headline like “Adios, puto!” Wouldn’t you guys love to see that?

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