Stitched together what we could out of this mess of an interview that Frau Ignraham’s team worked extra hard to come up with something that viewers could sit through. From Trump weirdly commenting on Kamala Harris’s age, to him saying JD Vance’s “childless cat ladies” comment simply means Vance loves families, hinting that Harris is hiding her laugh, assuring viewers he’ll leave office in 2029 even though he resisted in 2021, and all sorts of other shit, there’s something for every kind of MAGA voter who wants to pretend the fat fuck is mentally stable and capable of governing.