Have a couch you just…don't love anymore? Set it out the night before your TRASH ONLY (not recycling) collection day. pic.twitter.com/DUhX4uDVtk
— NYC Sanitation (@NYCSanitation) July 28, 2024
Maybe the mockery of JD Vance’s alleged objectophilia isn’t that obvious to you, like in your head you leave room for just a little ambiguity here. But when you look at the couch you might start thinking “Huh, why is it only stained and not like cat scratches or just general wear and tear,” and then that might get you thinking about whether their graphic artist might have made it from scratch or if it’s clip art. It is clip art – of a regular, unstained couch. We don’t know if maybe another version with the yellow stains exists or if they were added by DSNY’s comms team. Either way it’s clear they went the extra half mile to put this tweet together and no doubt it’s a laugh at Jaydee’s expense.