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Jaydee to make a “second pass at introducing himself”

Convicted felon former President Trump’s campaign team are looking to have couch-loving Mike Pence replacement weirdo JD Vance make “a second pass at introducing himself to America as the Ohio senator attempts to put his uneven rollout as Donald Trump’s running mate in the rearview mirror,” CNN reports with wording that just kind of feels like it was written by Team Orange.

Sources on the campaign say the Vance rollout hasn’t gone as planned and that he was mostly picked because he praised Trump during recent TV appearances… ones more recent than when he called Trump “America’s Hitler” and “cultural heroin,” among other accurate assessments.

The plan for the “reset” is to put him in a bunch of right wing edgelord podcast interviews and to serve as the campaign’s “main policy attack dog” because Trump is incapable of that.

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