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Team Orange now unskewing polls

“The Fake News Media continue to help dangerously liberal Kamala hide her record of economic failure and soft on crime policies. Now, as this analysis shows they’ll even put a finger on the scale of polling to inflate results for her. This analysis is why the American people are seeing through it and will not allow this national gaslighting campaign to win. Despite this manipulated result, from CBS/YouGov it’s worth noting that in July and August of 2020, their data showed Biden leading by 10 nationally, reflecting a net positive movement of almost +10 to President Trump this election cycle,” says Trump campaign douchebag Brian Hughes in a statement at the top of a lengthy memo breaking down the Harris 50 – Trump 49 national survey‘s alleged flaws in sampling and weighting.

Ughhhhh… They could be 100 percent correct in this analysis for all we know. It could be an absolutely devastating indictment of CBS/YouGov’s sampling practices. Lord knows we’ve done the same thing here on more than one occasion before Biden dropped out. That doesn’t mean any MAGA trolls who might’ve seen our cope were wrong to deride it. We were definitely coping.

Thing is however we’re just National Zero and not a fucking major party presidential campaign. This is a cry for help and at this point, if we’re going to go with the old DHS “terror alert level” color code of the early 2000s, then it’s definitely (no pun intended) an “Orange Alert” inside the Trump campaign. They’re absolutely unambiguously freaking the fuck out now, no question.

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