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“Kamabla” market tested

Yeah, the Trump Truth social beat is getting as tiresome as he is, but it appears the fat fuck is now testing out “Kamabla” as his nickname for the existential threat he faces with 92 days to go until his fate is decided. “People vote with their STOMACH, and food is now at an all time high because of Kamabla/Biden INCOMPETENCE. With them in charge, IT WILL ONLY GET WORSE!” Trump posted.

And, no, it almost certainly was not a typo as the next one said “Kamabla has stated, over and over again, that she wants to DEFUND THE POLICE AND, WITHOUT QUESTION, BAN FRACKING. ‘NO MORE FOSSIL FUEL.’ This will quadruple the cost of energy in America! DEPRESSION ANYONE!”

Yes, this is depressing that we have to fill space with this shit while awaiting the white smoke from the Harris campaign’s running mate concave. We guess “Kamabla” is entertaining in the context of being just more of exactly what Republicans are – shocker – anonymously complaining to Politico about, with one “national strategist” saying “Democrats are racing to remake Kamala Harris from real life Selina Meyer [Julia Louis-Dreyfuss’s lead character on HBO’s Veep] into the female Obama – and Trump’s lack of discipline is letting them. Every day Trump swipes at shiny objects – attacking the popular governor of a swing state [Brian Kemp], questioning the race of his opponent, or battling cat lady comments by his VP – is a day he is letting Harris define herself on her own terms.”

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