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“She gets bounces in a poll, the market goes down”

There it is. He actually said it. Convicted felon former President Trump on Wednesday acknowledged the other side of his moronic claims that stock market gains can be attributed to his poll numbers because investors are pricing in his winning, telling Fox and Friends that Monday’s losses were due to Vice President Kamala Harris’s clear if marginal momentum against the fat bastard in polls.

Set aside that he’s simply lying about this and everything else, and just marvel at the fact that he really did just apply some consistency to the internal logic of his stupid bullshit. That’s quite an admission, and an entertaining one at that. The Orange God Emperor otherwise played a mish-mash of his greatest hits such as that Jewish Democratic voters “need their heads examined,” that Harris-Walz would “want this county to go communist immediately if not sooner,” Walz is “very heavy into transgender. Anything transgender he thinks is great,” and responding to a question about housing costs with “Drill baby, drill… four years ago you were in great shape… you had gasoline at $1.87.”

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