A reporter from USA Today spoke to Trump fans lining up outside his batshit rally in Pennsylvania on Saturday, gathering what was surely more quotes than they needed from those unconcerned with Vice President Kamala Harris’s momentum against the convicted felon but only printing one: “I don’t believe that for a minute,” said one woman in a pink MAGA hat when told Harris had erased Trump’s lead in the polls. “Look at all this. Trump has a huge following. Harris does not have a following.”

A handful of others were in fact concerned. Jim Otto from Nazareth, Pennsylvania told USA Today “It’s tight” and worried that Harris is triggering an “emotional” response with some voters, lol.

That’s to say nothing of the Orange God Emperor himself, who claimed he was better looking than Harris at that very rally. Another Trump fan amazingly admitted the fat bastard lost the 2020 election, saying “Joe Biden beat him four years ago and all he did was just basically what Kamala’s doing now. History tends to repeat itself if people don’t learn from it,” said Lockwood, New York retired corrections officer Lew Yost, adding that Trump has to “cut down on the name calling [and] he should be good. He really needs to just push on them issues.” Again, and we cannot emphasize this enough, these voters would not give a fuck about the “issues” if Harris had sold America’s uranium to Russia or her stepson was on the board of a Ukrainian energy company.