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Orange Pharaoh basically begs for Antifa to attack DNC

“The Radical Left protesters in Chicago are going after the Democrat Party because the know they are weak and ready to break into a full blown party of Socialism or, if they really do their job, and with a little bit of luck, the Communist Party of the United States of America. They are already very close and, having a Marxist trained and believing President whose father is a Marxist professor, Comrade Kamala Harris, stranger things have happened!” posted convicted felon former President Trump on Monday, apparently pleading for the far-left pro-Palestine protestors amassing in Chicago to storm the arena and violently seize control of the Dem Party during the convention.

Or maybe Trump’s trying to say they hate “the Democrat Party” for being socialist.

It wasn’t an all that fully-formed of a thought. Trump must not be feeling well. Later he posted “CRIME IN AMERICA IS OUT OF CONTROL. I AM GOING TO MAKE IT, ALONG WITH THE ECONOMY, INFLATION, STRONG BORDERS, AND ENERGY DOMINANCE, MY TOP PRIORITY. THE DEMOCRATS ARE HOLDING THEIR CONVENTION IN CHICAGO IN ORDER TO SHOWCASE IT, AND YET 117 PEOPLE WERE SHOT, 17 KILLED, ON THE FOURTH OF JULY WEEKEND, 40 WERE SHOT THIS WEEKEND.”

“THAT IS A WAR ZONE, AND WILL BE HANDLED ACCORDINGLY. I WILL BRING CRIME IN AMERICA DOWN TO A TINY FRACTION OF WHAT IT IS TODAY. MOTHERS WILL NO LONGER BE LOSING THEIR CHILDREN BECAUSE WEAK, LIBERAL POLITICIANS HAVE GIVEN UP ON SECURING A CRIME FREE USA!!! I WILL STOP VIOLENT CRIME IN AMERICA!!!” he continued and yeah he’s probably suffering a mental health crisis. Ivanka might want to call some psychiatric care professionals to talk to him.

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