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Fanboy evidently proud of making Trump look so fucking stupid

Then again what else is “Amuse” supposed to say when an image clearly labeled “satire” gets in front of his Orange Allah who immediately thinks it means Taylor Swift endorsed him and writes “I accept,” does “Amuse” jus- Damn. Trump really is that much of a fucking simp. The gravity of it didn’t really sink in until we summarized it just now. He really thought these kids jerking off on Twitter with AI pics (one of them was definitely real) meant that Swift herself had endorsed him.

Like people rip their hair out wondering why the most cunty and obtuse fans still want to vote for a criminal, racist, fraud, fascist, traitor, rapist etc. It’s because they either think of Trump as badass and those flaws are somehow virtues or they rationalize their way around it. Continuing to love and worship their god becomes more difficult when he comes across as simply pathetic.

Which he’s been doing more frequently lately. There have been other stretches where Trump was weaker and smaller, but none of them as consequential for him and his fans as now. Like he seriously just got fucking catfished. That’s utterly humiliating to him and his voters. Point and laugh.

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