Finally liberated from the daily grind of a tough job, Senator Bob Menendez will on Tuesday spend his last day representing the state of New Jersey, stepping into a new beginning of challenges and more than a little adventure as he faces what’s next in life: A lengthy federal prison sentence to be handed down on October 29th, then reporting for possibly the rest of his life in the clink for accepting cash, gold bars, and a Mercedes Benz from Egyptian and Qatari scumbags.
Which is actually kind of depressing when you think of it. Definitely not the kind of retirement one typically describes with saccharine platitudes like “new beginning” and “next adventure.” Really what’s next for Menendez is playing ping-pong with Sam Bankman-Fried and telling George Santos to fuck off when he asks for another cigarette when he’s already being a pack and a half in debt.