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Low Energy Greg runs out migrants to human traffic north

Shitbag Texas Governor Greg Abbott sent zero buses full of migrants north in July 2024, down from 95 buses with 4,281 passengers on board in the same month in 2023, NBC News reports on a sign that Joe Biden’s border policy is actually really working no matter how badly Fat Hitler sabotaged a bipartisan legislative fix so he could campaign on the “border bloodbath emergency.”

Naturally Abbott’s minions wanted to take credit for it. “Texas has decreased illegal crossings into the state by 85% thanks to our historic border mission,” said spokesworm Andrew Maheris. “Fewer illegal crossings into Texas means there are fewer buses departing for sanctuary cities.”

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