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Crucial ingredients to life found in asteroid sample

9 hours ago

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“But the Biden Administration”

10 hours ago

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What’s the actual point of blaming “DEI” for the plane crash?

11 hours ago

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Orange Pharaoh says he’s moving ahead with tariffs

12 hours ago

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Sam Bankrupt-Fried’s parents asking Trump for pardon

12 hours ago

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Charlie Kirk reports DCA air traffic controllers may have been Jewish, lesbian, Asian, or even shared an Ilhan Omar post once

13 hours ago

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FCC Reichsminister opens probe of NPR/PBS for naming sponsors

14 hours ago

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Panamanian president says canal sovereignty non-negotiable

14 hours ago

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Victim advocates decry suicides by accused sex offenders

15 hours ago

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Letitia James warns against egg price gouging

15 hours ago

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“That’s not a very smart question”

16 hours ago

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“Now we’re being pummeled with stories wondering why Donald Trump hasn’t brought down prices yet,” bitches MAGA columnist

17 hours ago

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Texas cops investigating mysterious cattle abduction incident

17 hours ago

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WATCH LIVE: K$H, Tulsi, Bobby Jr confirmation hearings

18 hours ago

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Aviation safety expert gets around to anodyne condolences

18 hours ago

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Sean Duffy walks away from question about FAA leadership

18 hours ago

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Team Orange still don’t know what the hell to do about tariffs

19 hours ago

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Newly-discovered asteroid has chance to hit it big in 2032: NASA

19 hours ago

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Indonesians waste precious luxury in protest at Malaysian embassy

20 hours ago

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K$H Bingo

21 hours ago

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“FLIGHTS SHOULD BE SUPERVISED BY THE BEST EMPLOYEES”

21 hours ago

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No survivors found after mid-air collision over Potomac in DC

22 hours ago

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Seb Gorka basically tells egg price voters to go fuck themselves

1 day ago

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Former Taco Bell manager faces trial over unlawful firing

1 day ago

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Habba shades Kayleigh McEnany for some reason

1 day ago

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Mr Greatest Economy Ever blames the Fed

1 day ago

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MAGA Reich may soon drop case against Eric Adams

1 day ago

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Menendez sentenced to 11 years in the joint

2 days ago

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Orange Dumbass thinks Hamas was building bombs with condoms

2 days ago

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White House rescinds Trump freeze on funding

2 days ago

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Like they didn’t know how it was going to go for Bobby

2 days ago

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BREAKING: ELON MUSK NOMINATED FOR NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

2 days ago

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Tesla investors want to know if CEO is a Nazi

2 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: Bobby Brainworms faces confirmation hearing

2 days ago

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Supermarket massacre by man named “Sanchez” not in news

2 days ago

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Washington Examiner: “Trump inherits bleak economic landscape”

2 days ago

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Middle East’s savior to sign order deporting “antisemites”

2 days ago

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Mike Pence tries to rope Senate GOP away from Bobby Brainworms

2 days ago

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Oklahoma state school board approves “papers, please” rule

2 days ago

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Surprise! The “$50 million in condoms for Gaza” story is bullshit

2 days ago

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Axios “battlegrounds” illustration maybe just a tad simplistic

2 days ago

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Orange Fatass still making shit up about water

2 days ago

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USDA predicts egg prices to go up another 20 percent

2 days ago

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Doomsday clock nudged again

2 days ago

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Hegseth pulls Mark Milley’s security, orders investigation

2 days ago

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Heavy metal found near site of fucking righteous fire

2 days ago

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Federal judge blocks Trump funding fuckery

2 days ago

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Stephen Miller simply oozes masculinity and confidence

2 days ago

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Paul Pelosi hammered out quick sale of Nvidia stock before crash

2 days ago

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Medicaid down for non-maintenance

3 days ago

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