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Fat Hitler’s new picture book includes anti-Zuckerberg rant

In a Politico preview of convicted felon former President Trump’s new special picture book, “Save America,” the fat bastard’s page with a photo of him with Facebook Mark Zuckerberg and wife Priscilla Chan is captioned with a rant describing how Zuck “would come to the Oval Office to see me. He would bring his very nice wife to dinners, be as nice as anyone could be, while always plotting to install shameful Lock Boxes in a true PLOT AGAINST THE PRESIDENT… He told me there was nobody like Trump on Facebook. But at the same time, and for whatever reason, steered it against me. We are watching him closely, and if he does anything illegal this time he will spend the rest of his life in prison – as will others who cheat in the 2024 Presidential Election.”

Trump definitely wrote that. Say what you will about him having outsourced his “business” books to ghostwriters. He definitely “penned” that because it’s the same stupid shit he screams about Zuckerberg in Truth Social posts. And the random capitalizations. We’ll give him credit for this. But we still don’t know what the fuck “Lock Boxes” means specifically and probably never will.

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