Fat Hitler’s vicious German Shepherd found out on Thursday there were limitations to the utility of not answering the fucking question and spewing shit about a gang of evil Venezuelans taking over a hotel in rural Colorado somehow being more concerning than the once and potential future United States President propagating QAnon bullshit and a meme saying his opponent owed her career in public service to “blowjobs.” Would bet she went in thinking she would own John Berman’s ass.

In related news, the Orange Fuhrer himself weighed in on the same matters, writing something along the lines of an implicit threat to CNN anchor Dana Bash in a post saying she “has a chance at greatness today. If she gave a fair but tough interview of Comrade Kamala Harris, she will expose her as being totally inept and ill suited for the job of President, much as I exposed Crooked Joe Biden during our now famous Debate. How cool would that be for Dana and CNN??? Also, the interview should not have Tampon Tim present to help with the inevitable Kamala stumbles, and under no circumstances should the transcript be allowed to be changed in any way, shape, or form.”

“Dana and Jake were fair, but firm, in my CNN Debate with Crooked Joe. This is a chance for Dana Bash to reach REAL stardom, while at the same time doing a great service to our now failing Country. Good luck, Dana, do the right thing!!!” the Supreme Orange Overlord continued in the post.