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Amphibians do eat algae, so maybe Trump’s onto something here

9 minutes ago

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Cocaine Mitch’s staff insists he’s still alive

28 minutes ago

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Axios reports Maine Dems have a growing mess on their hands

2 hours ago

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WATCH LIVE: Scared grownups surround tantrum-prone toddler

3 hours ago

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Federal judge nukes Regime subpoenas to Walk, Frey, Ellison

6 hours ago

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Detroit transit safety officer fired for complaining about bus driver effing supervisor on job, other top official drunkenly chasing pigeon

7 hours ago

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Comer still dumber than the sow he lost his virginity to in 1989

9 hours ago

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Dem leads Iowa Senate race 47 to 45 percent: poll

10 hours ago

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Alan Greenspan’s lifespan is over

11 hours ago

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Fox News reports they got her now

11 hours ago

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Keir Starmer officially announces resignation

13 hours ago

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Heard and McDonald Island’s baby seals clubbed hard by bird flu

21 hours ago

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President to sue treasonous criminals

24 hours ago

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Mountain Dew marketing team still has their edge

1 day ago

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Baby duckling found dead in National Mall reflecting pool

1 day ago

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Iranians walk out of negotiations after Trump threats

1 day ago

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Fox News reads bellicose comment by deranged, elderly viewer

1 day ago

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Fat toddler all but admits he’s ordering “Reflecting Poll” arrests

2 days ago

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Texas woman killed when self-driving Tesla plows into home

2 days ago

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Regime arresting people for taking National Mall pool paint chips

2 days ago

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Orange mental patient doubles down on Italy lie

2 days ago

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Newsmax guy pretty butthurt over inconsequential Trump failure

3 days ago

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Scientology seizes control of public street

3 days ago

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Hegseth minion tells Congress $80 billion needed to cover Iran war

3 days ago

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Orange Scumbag slurs his way through some event: Live video

4 days ago

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Trump threatens Americans with a good time

4 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: Jaydee subs in for Karoline on lying duty, again

4 days ago

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Hunter Biden wins big at Supreme Court

4 days ago

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Mad Fuhrer issues signature all-caps bunker rant

4 days ago

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BREAKING: UFC terror attack plotter a Mexican DACA recipient!!!

4 days ago

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Tropical Storm Arthur to dump up to 20 inches of rain on Texas

5 days ago

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“Pastors for Trump” founder forsaken by his true God

5 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor snaps at reporters in France

5 days ago

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Jon “Os(jerk!)off” pretty clever for Trump

5 days ago

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“Incensed by the dissent”

5 days ago

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You can kind of tell why they wanted to hang Mike Pence

6 days ago

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Rick Jackson defeats Trump-endorsed scumbag in Georgia gov primary, Trump-endorsed scumbag Collins takes Senate primary

6 days ago

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Trump needs Modi to help him climb single step

6 days ago

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Regime to allow Iranians to start selling oil immediately

6 days ago

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Jaydee x The View kind of sucked for Jaydee

6 days ago

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McDonald’s celebrates America250 by reviving fried apple pies

6 days ago

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Taxpayers covering at least $300 million of Trump ballroom costs

6 days ago

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“Most of that is basically Iranian propaganda”

6 days ago

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Muslim Republican leaves Texas GOP convention in tears

6 days ago

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“Dumocrats” propagating Trump capitulation

7 days ago

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Fanboy says it’s okay to give Iran money because they took a beating

1 week ago

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Newsom says he’s under federal grand jury investigation

1 week ago

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Strategic Petroleum Reserve at lowest level since 1983

1 week ago

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WATCH LIVE: National embarrassment in Europe for a day or two

1 week ago

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Top Israeli official gives a big fuck no to Trump “peace deal”

1 week ago

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