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Steven Cheung mad-libs angry statement about The Apprentice

“This garbage is pure fiction which sensationalizes lies that have been long debunked. As with the illegal Biden Trials, this is election interference by Hollywood elites, who know that President Trump will retake the White House and beat their candidate of choice because nothing they have done has worked. This ‘film’ is pure malicious defamation, should not see the light of day, and doesn’t even deserve a place in the straight-to-DVD section of a bargain bin at a soon-to-be-closed discount movie store, it belongs in a dumpster fire,” said large-headed Trump spokesman Steven Cheung in a May 20 statement to Vanity Fair about Trump biopic The Apprentice getting rave reviews at Cannes.

“This garbage is pure fiction which sensationalizes lies that have been long debunked. As with the illegal Kamala witch-hunts, this is election interference by Hollywood elites right before November, who know that President Trump will retake the White House and beat their candidate of choice because nothing they have done has worked. This ‘film’ is pure malicious defamation, should never see the light of day, and doesn’t even deserve a place in the straight-to-DVD section of a bargain bin at a soon-to-be-closed discount movie store, it belongs in a dumpster fire,” said large-headed Trump spokesman Steven Cheung in a September 1 statement to Deadline about Trump biopic The Apprentice getting a domestic distribution deal and being set for an October release in US theaters.

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