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Explodey Iranian boats kaboom more not-Iranian boats

1 hour ago

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Heavenly wonder of God’s creation to flourish in Bible belt

1 hour ago

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Fox News reports top strategic presidential income source valiantly standing strong thanks to US taxpayer-funded defense array

2 hours ago

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Rapist endorses accused rapist

3 hours ago

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Oil above $90 after surging to $100 overnight

5 hours ago

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Ted Cruz pre-blames Biden for terror attack, just to be safe

12 hours ago

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Top expert on “Black People” identifies target of their anger

13 hours ago

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Republican Florida man busted in massive vegetable trafficking ring

14 hours ago

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Pax Corny-Drama

15 hours ago

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California feds and cops say Iranian drone threat “not actionable”

16 hours ago

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Con artist wanted for defrauding local payday loan business

16 hours ago

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“We’ve got a little hiccup with some of the Latino voters for certain”

17 hours ago

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WATCH LIVE: Orange Maoist commands peasant worker adulation

18 hours ago

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Texas bomb shelter company CEO says business booming

19 hours ago

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FBI warns Iranian drones might maybe possibly attack West Coast

20 hours ago

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WATCH LIVE: Senescent old shitbag mumbles to media

20 hours ago

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Brown 47 – Husted 45 in Ohio: GOP pollster

21 hours ago

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Justice Department investigating Iranian transactions by company owned by crypto money laundering Trump partner/pardonee

21 hours ago

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Joe Rogan magically an uniformed shitbrain again, per Mark Levin

22 hours ago

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Surplus Budweiser clydesdale turned Providence cop’s watch ends

22 hours ago

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“They’ve been careful not to express that directly to the president”

23 hours ago

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Reptilian humanoid seems to want to tell CNN to secure Hormuz

24 hours ago

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Iowa man had been under the impression that Trump would tell the gasoline pumps to be his always happy, super-nice friends again

1 day ago

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“Democrats have major problems, too”

1 day ago

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Senator Fanboy needs new “Stop the Steal” material

1 day ago

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Pam Bondi moves to DC-area military base

1 day ago

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Andrew no longer has Middle East “escape hatch”

1 day ago

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He was talking about all those other poor people, MAGA voters

2 days ago

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South Dakota super-bans Don Lemonist terror attacks on churches

2 days ago

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“Seems like some people are rooting for high gas prices”

2 days ago

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Orange Karen warns the Iran manager against any funny business

2 days ago

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Fishing fest fuckery foiled

2 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: Operation Karoline Fury

2 days ago

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Only “TRUMP” CAN eradicate invasive Asian fish from Great Lakes

2 days ago

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Energy Suckretary deletes tweet claiming Hormuz tanker escort

2 days ago

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“Fact Check: Photos of Bill Clinton with Stephen Hawking in princess costume aren’t real. We have the proof”: Snopes headline

2 days ago

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“Transgender mutilation surgery” worked into midterms pitch

2 days ago

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Southern Caucasian gets 20 years for shooting dollar store clerk

2 days ago

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Voting Republican costs New Jersey town’s taxpayers $1.1 million

2 days ago

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House GOP looking to gut Medicaid even further

2 days ago

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Capitol rioter caught pre-planning statutory rape

2 days ago

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“Eagle Ed” facing disbarment in DC

2 days ago

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DNC sues Regime for election day deployment plans

2 days ago

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MAGA Land determined as ever to leave lib shitposters flustered

2 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: Petey Pee Pants roused from hangover

2 days ago

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Property Brothers convicted of sex trafficking

2 days ago

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Fox News reports their God-Titan still has capacity to threaten

2 days ago

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Trump using Texas primary to leverage Senate on SAVE act

2 days ago

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Alexander Butterfield has died

2 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: Fat liar propagates more bullshit

3 days ago

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