“I am proud to represent our Failing Nation in fighting the GREATEST POLITICAL WITCH HUNT IN HISTORY. REMOVE THE GAG ORDER SO THAT I CAN SHOW HOW CORRUPT OUR COURT SYSTEM IS. PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES ARE NOT TO BE GAGGED!” posted convicted felon former President Trump on Wednesday morning. It’s not even clear which gag order he’s referring to. Our guess is it’s Manhattan and he thinks that telling his fans that Judge Juan Merchan’s daughter works for a firm connected to Kamala Harris’s campaign is going to be a total game-changer, but it could also be the DC gag order imposed by Judge Tanya Chutkan – which we’re pretty sure he violated last week.

Whatever. Any time he’s upset and raging like this is a good time, especially with his campaign still spinning its wheels. On that note, top Trump Campaign Reichsminister Chris LaCivita on Tuesday dropped another memo on their website, promising a breakthrough is coming soon, hopefully.

Like literally he used the words “hope” and “breaks through” in it. “Most recently, the media is running cover for Kamala as she shamefully attacks Gold Star Families who invited President Trump to a wreath-laying in honor of their children… Despite the bias, if the election were held today, Donald Trump would be reelected,” and blah blah blah “President Trump and his growing team of American patriots remain focused and will spend the next nine weeks traveling the country bringing hope and the promise of endless opportunity to an America in decline. We hope it’s only a matter of time before the public – through the Trump Campaign, millions of citizen journalists, and alternate media – breaks through and hears the real Kamala Harris record. The American people deserve no less,” LaCivita wrote, emphasis ours on the hopium words. Great way to rally the MAGA troops.