Right wing crypto douchebags tell Politico that Don Jr and Eric Trump are – shocker – fucking up at their attempted foray into the scammy world of imaginary digital fiats given the shaky rollout of the nebulous “World Liberty Financial” platform that was marred this week by other scammers who hijacked Lara and Tiffany Trump’s Twitter accounts to post fake URLs. Then there’s a fake Telegram account posing as World Liberty that has lured tens of thousands of users into a different scam. Lol.

“This is a huge mistake,” says complete tool Nic Carter, a Trump fan and founding partner at the crypto-focused VC firm Castle Island Ventures. “It looks like Trump’s inner circle is just cashing in on his recent embrace of crypto in a kind of naive way, and frankly it looks like they’re burning a lot of the goodwill that’s been built with the industry. Maybe it doesn’t move the needle for most people, but if this thing is hacked or regular folks lose money on it or it opens up the door for the SEC to investigate, it only looks like it has downside risk. It looks to have very little upside risk.” Lol.

An anonymous crypto lobbyist said he’s got “a laundry list of concerns,” particularly that Uday and Qusay’s incompetence and dipshittery that it could reflect poorly on the industry as it pushes for policy changes that would help legitimize the sector in Congress and regulatory agencies. Lol.

Crypto news outlet CoinDesk printed an article this week describing Super Trump Bros Crypto Coin Inc as “a borrowing and lending service strikingly similar to Dough Finance, a recently hacked blockchain app built by four people listed as World Liberty Financial team members.” Lol.