Norfolk Southern CEO Alan Shaw will likely depart from the job this week after a board investigation found that the railroad exec has been railing an employee, the Wall Street Journal reports.
The identity of the employee whom Shaw was parking his little choo-choo inside of was not disclosed to the Journal, but it’s quite possible her name was Dinah, which made it fun for coworkers to sing “I’ve been working on the railroad” but with the other verse changed to “Someone’s at the motel with Dinah, someone’s at the motel I know-oh-oh-oh” while at their desks in the office.
Tough break for Shaw to survive that whole clusterfuck with the East Palestine derailment and the ongoing federal probe only to be caught probing Dinah or whatever the hell her (?) actual name is.