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Hurricane warning issued in Texas and Louisiana ahead of Francine

“There is a danger of life-threatening storm surge for portions of the Upper Texas and Louisiana coastlines where a Storm Surge Warning is in effect. Residents in the warning area should follow advice, including evacuation orders, given by local officials. Damaging and life-threatening hurricane-force winds are expected in portions of southern Louisiana Wednesday, where a Hurricane Warning is in effect. Preparations to protect life and property should be complete by tonight, since tropical storm conditions are expected to begin within this area early Wednesday.”

“Francine is expected to bring heavy rainfall and the risk of considerable flash flooding for much of Louisiana and Mississippi through Thursday. Flash and urban flooding is probable across portions of northeast Mexico and far southern Texas into early Wednesday, and the Mid-South Wednesday night into Friday morning,” says a National Hurricane Center bulletin as the storm intensifies.

There’s no estimate yet of actual strength of the storm when (not if) it hits the Gulf coast, but it does not at this point seem as if this will be an apocalyptic deluge on the scale of Katrina.

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