In short, don't let the crybabies in the media dissuade you, fellow patriots.

Keep the cat memes flowing.

— JD Vance (@JDVance) September 10, 2024

“In the last several weeks, my office has received many inquiries from actual residents of Springfield who’ve said their neighbors’ pets or local wildlife were abducted by Haitian migrants. It’s possible, of course, that all of these rumors will turn out to be false. Do you know what’s confirmed? That a child was murdered by a Haitian migrant who had no right to be here. That local health services have been overwhelmed. That communicable diseases – like TB and HIV – have been on the rise. That local schools have struggled to keep up with newcomers who don’t know English.”

“That rents have risen so fast that many Springfield families can’t afford to put a roof over their head. If you’re a reporter, or an activist, who didn’t give a shit about these suffering Americans until yesterday, I have some advice: Spare your outrage for your fellow citizens suffering under Kamala Harris’s policies. Be outraged at yourself for letting this happen. In short, don’t let the crybabies in the media dissuade you, fellow patriots. Keep the cat memes flowing,” tweeted Vice Presidential candidate and US Senator JD Vance on Tuesday and yes this is real, you can see it above.

Where to even start with this batshittery? Can he be more specific about how exactly the Haitians are bringing HIV to his white constituents? When was this white kid murdered? Where are any of these “inquiries” and why the fuck would people be complaining to a United States senator about their dog or cat going missing rather than local police or animal control? Say what you will about Mike Pence, but in what fucking universe would he have tweeted something like this?